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These are some lies we made up about Bethel.
A huge ground hog has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances sitting at the dining table in a Bethel building sipping blood from a glass.
An extraterrestrial from Mars may repeatedly be noticed strolling through a house in Bethel.
A space alien from deep space may be seen repeatedly staggering through an apartment near Bethel.
The ghost of an old witch has every now and then been distinguished at a pay phone in Bethel using the telephone. According to the locals, this ghost loves terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Bethel.
An Iguanodon is once in a while spotted reading a newsletter in the middle of a desolate road in close proximity to Bethel before sunrise.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship can sometimes be noticed hanging out in a forsaken villa in Bethel.
A space invader from Pluto was witnessed standing by a wild road close to Bethel.
An extremely large wolf was made
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out being carried by a motorbike on a shady road in close proximity to Bethel.
A female's body with a pig's head showed up in a Bethel mobile home. Several folks in the neighborhood have had comparable incidents involving a similar ghost. According to what the people who live here argue, this phantom can be the spirit of a resident who passed
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on here in Bethel in the past.
A space invader from another galaxy was observed walking down a desolate road next to Bethel.
A space man was distinguished taking a rest on the floor in a residence near Bethel.
An alien vacationer from space has often been spotted in the backseat of a truck by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An alien from planet Neptune is often witnessed by an old man hunting in a forest next to Bethel.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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