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These are some lies we made up about Beaver.
The ghost of a woman with a sack strapped around her head was made out in a deserted place in close proximity to Beaver. The ghost greeted the onlooker.
An enormous quagga is often noticed in Gates Of The Arctic National Park & Preserve at the ranger station yelling people's names.
An alien from planet Neptune has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions hitch-hiking along a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Beaver.
A large scary ghost can frequently be distinguished glugging down gasoline from a pump at a fueling station in Beaver.
A colossal antelope may be perceived repeatedly chatting into the air as if someone besides was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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