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These are some lies we made up about Barrow.
A gargantuan warthog has every now and then been distinguished late at night pursuing a passing Nissan on a dark road right next door to Barrow.
A space alien is sometimes made out picking flowers in the back yard of a trailer in Barrow.
Archimedes has been said to have been made out on several occasions by a woman canoeing in a river near Barrow.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship may every now and then be noticed seated on a stool in a trailer in Barrow.
An alien explorer from the cosmos was spotted attempting to grip something beside a streetlight in Barrow.
The ghost of a guy dressed in military attire was seen browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Barrow house at midnight. The eye witness got freaked out and ran away.
A medieval armor lacking a human being inside came into sight taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Barrow mobile home. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the bystanders. If you listen to the residents, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who have the courage to interrupt the calm in Barrow.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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