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These are some lies we made up about Atqasuk.
A Pterodactyl was perceived in the middle of Nigisaktuvik River looking creepy.
The spirit of an old guy with a huge gray beard showed up wandering through a home right next door to Atqasuk. When noticed the ghost came within reach of the onlooker who then ran away. It's been argued that this specific ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Atqasuk in the past.
A huge ox was noticed in a phone booth in Atqasuk using the phone.
An extremely large yak was noticed wandering through an Atqasuk area burial ground.
An enormous coyote has frequently been observed going nuts alongside a wild highway in close proximity to Atqasuk before sunrise.
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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