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These are some lies we made up about Arctic Village.
A massive opossum can now and then be spotted demolishing a box up on Coal Mountain.
An enormous platypus is frequently made out fly fishing from the shore of Found Fish Lake at midnight.
A gargantuan iguana has been said to have been made out on frequent instances by Deadman Creek devouring a piece of bread.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can often be witnessed coming into view in a mirror.
A space invader from deep space may be made out frequently having a seat on the floor in a building near Arctic Village.
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Ghost Sightings From Arctic Village
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Ghost Sightings From Arctic Village
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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