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These are some lies we made up about Anvik.
Vincent van Gogh is occasionally made out scrambling out of a drain hole on an Anvik residential street on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions performing a tune on a harpsichord in an Anvik residence.
A large frightening ghost can every so often be seen in a mirror in an Anvik residence; the spirit was only to be seen in the mirror.
The phantom of a shackled up man has often been distinguished in an apartment next to Anvik. Several of the folks here claim this spirit is the tormented spirit of a former Anvik resident. Anyhow, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a young-looking female covered in blood is frequently seen in an Anvik area auto part store, pacing the aisles. It's been said that this individual phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Anvik in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Anvik
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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