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These are some lies we made up about Angoon.
The ghost of a street bum was made out gazing at the panorama from the apex of Thayer Mountain before dawn. There have been other stories concerning this ghost in the vicinity.
An extremely large camel was made out in Kootznoowoo Wilderness around midnight concealing a body by a large rock.
A space alien has often been spotted gulping chlorine by a lamppost in Angoon.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy is often noticed at Hasselborg Creek after midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the stream.
The ghost of an old sorceress is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions marching from home to home in the early morning hours on an Angoon avenue. One thing's for sure, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Angoon
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Ghost Sightings From Angoon
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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