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The ghost of a man sporting soldier's attire was spotted looking through home windows in Anchor Point late at night. There have been many reports with reference to this ghost in the vicinity. A resident argues that this spirit may be the soul of a local person who died here in Anchor Point many years ago.
A space alien from another planet materialized late at night climbing out of Laida Slough covered in filth.
A gigantic baboon became visible after midnight examining Laida Spit in detail.
A massive fish was noticed drifting down on Anchor River very late at night.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head was seen gazing beside the water at Anchor Point. Other sightings of this ghost have been reported. One of the people who live here definitely alleges that this ghost may perhaps be a famous former time resident of Anchor Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Anchor Point
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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