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These are some lies we made up about Anchorage.
A colossal coyote may from time to time be perceived going out of control on the water's edge of Cheney Lake.
A giant puma has often been noticed hanging out in a neglected mansion in Anchorage.
A huge quagga is frequently observed at Russian Jack Springs before dawn scooping out a gap.
A space man is known to have been made out on several instances in Campbell Creek Canyon at the stroke of midnight devastating a photo.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be perceived standing by a desolate road near Anchorage.
An martian explorer from another planet can be noticed often mounted on a moped on a gloomy road in close proximity to Anchorage.
An alien from another planet has every so often been distinguished in an apartment in Anchorage.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her head is from time to time spotted in an Anchorage building.
The alien commander of a UFO can from time
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to time be seen pulling a dead body across the ground in Airport Heights before dawn.
An enormous ape was seen staring at the water by Gregory Lake Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space became visible showing up in a mirror.
A woman having the head of a devil was spotted by Fossil Creek flashing a kerosene
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lamp. Additional sightings of this ghost have been described.
A space invader from planet Mars came into sight after midnight chasing a passing Chevy on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Anchorage.
A woman carrying her head underneath her arm was seen on the pinnacle of Near Point at night monitoring the view. Additional people in the vicinity have had equivalent events involving a similar ghost.
The ghost of a man with half his head lost was perceived in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night. This spirit is extremely active in this area; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this particular spirit. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is a hostile ghost that is better not upset.
A decapitated woman has regularly been seen at Chugach State Park appearing scary. Several of the residents assert this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long dead Anchorage local.
The ghost of a young girl is repeatedly observed looking crossly
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at the onlooker by the entrance to Denali National Park & Preserve.
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Ghost Sightings From Anchorage
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Ghost Sightings From Anchorage
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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