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These are some lies we made up about Anaktuvuk Pass.
A massive okapi has allegedly been seen on numerous instances on a dark night floating along Firestone Creek.
The spirit of a man having on a police outfit can repeatedly be perceived observing the scenery from the pinnacle of Soakpak Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that should be shunned.
An alien traveler from another galaxy may be spotted over and over again mounted on a low rider on a shadowy road in close proximity to Anaktuvuk Pass.
The ghost of an aged guy with a big gray mustache has once in a while been spotted in a home in Anaktuvuk Pass. Whatever folks state, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A gigantic mynah bird has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances in an Anaktuvuk Pass residence.
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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