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These are some lies we made up about Aleknagik.
An alien explorer from another planet has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions stacking pieces of wood mid stream in Dam Creek.
A huge rat can be distinguished repeatedly at Mosquito Point on a dark night gazing down into the water.
A space alien from planet Venus has now and then been made out watching the landscape from the highest spot of Marsh Mountain at midnight.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been said to have been perceived on many occasions drinking unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Aleknagik. One thing is for sure, it is in all certainty a menacing phantom that should be let alone.
The spirit of an old guy with a long white beard can now and then be observed walking a German Shepherd at midnight on a murky Aleknagik street.
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Ghost Sightings From Aleknagik
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Ghost Sightings From Aleknagik
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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