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These are some lies we made up about Alakanuk.
A bloodcurdling creature has now and then been witnessed turning toward the bystander by Akanuklinuk Slough.
A giant puma is now and then spotted at Anuzukanuk Pass at the stroke of midnight heaving rocks into the water.
The spirit of a man outfitted as a plumber has allegedly been observed on a few instances gazing at people in an Alakanuk flat through a keyhole.
The spirit of a guy having on a police outfit can now and then be spotted in a deserted place close to Alakanuk. Locals here declare that this ghost loves scaring unwise folks who have the courage to disturb the serenity in Alakanuk.
A colossal alpaca is often perceived waving to cars by the side of a murky highway near Alakanuk.
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Ghost Sightings From Alakanuk
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Ghost Sightings From Alakanuk
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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