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These are some lies we made up about Akiak.
A gigantic jackal materialized smoking a pipe by Reindeer Slough.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished on a dark night floating along Kasigluk River.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a large beard and a hook instead of his left hand emerged after midnight running after a passing Ford on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Akiak. The ghost saluted the bystander.
The ghost of a waitress was observed raking leaves in the back yard of a flat in Akiak. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being observed. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Akiak local resident.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady was distinguished seated on a couch in a building in Akiak. When made out the ghost moved toward the onlooker who then ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Akiak
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Ghost Sightings From Akiak
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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