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A woman's body having a goat's head came into view at Greasewood Dam on a dark night enjoying the surroundings. The phantom mentioned revenging a killing. According to what the local residents say, this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Veteran.
Julius Ceasar was noticed yelling up on the pinnacle of Little Red Bill Hill.
A space invader from planet Neptune was witnessed looking in the middle of Corn Creek.
A moderately rotten human body has repeatedly been perceived very late at night heading a piloted visit of Red Bill Point to a cluster of phantoms.
A very large orangutan is regularly distinguished in a flat in Veteran.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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