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These are some lies we made up about Torrington.
A massive canary is sometimes made out in a Torrington secondary school before dawn striding the corridors.
The spirit of a bound up man has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions in a mirror in a Torrington building; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror. Anyhow, this is an unpleasant ghost that you don't want to meet at night.
The phantom of a young woman covered in blood may occasionally be distinguished in a home in the neighborhood of Torrington. Several of the people who live here assert this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who died here in Torrington a long time ago.
A colossal cat was perceived enjoying the landscape at Arnold Dam at night.
An enormous wolf was spotted at night floating down Cold Springs Branch.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was distinguished flickering a lamp by The Narrows.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has repeatedly been noticed scrutinizing Grant Draw
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in detail late at night.
A colossal duckbill is often distinguished at midnight soaring across Hunton Meadows.
An alien from planet Mars has allegedly been distinguished on many instances trying to locate a bag by a parked Toyota in a Torrington parking lot late in the night.
The spirit of an old witch can be spotted time and again
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outside Hawk Springs State Park calling out people's names. According to the locals, this ghost may perhaps be a recognized old days native of Torrington.
An extremely large leopard is every now and then observed in a Torrington area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A guy with a large hole through his torso has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions turning toward the watcher right by the entrance to Agate Fossil Beds National Monument. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that any normal person would not want to run into.
A centaur may every so often be perceived resting at a table in a Torrington home shouting at the viewer to leave.
A colossal roebuck has regularly been noticed riding on a pony along a highway near Torrington.
An extremely large skunk is often made out at a public phone in Torrington making a telephone call.
A space invader from the cosmos can regularly be witnessed striding through a Torrington area churchyard.
An extraterrestrial may be witnessed frequently being in a neglected structure in Torrington.
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Ghost Sightings From Torrington
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Ghost Sightings From Torrington
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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