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An extraterrestrial explorer from another world may frequently be noticed after midnight checking out Dry Gulch in detail.
The ghost of a woman with half her head not there may be seen over and over again on the highest spot of Signal Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing at the view. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Ten Sleep resident.
A gargantuan gazelle has every so often been seen late at night drifting down on Alkali Creek.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is now and then witnessed at Brokenback Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the landscape.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been distinguished on several instances in a secluded area near Ten Sleep.
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Ghost Sightings From Ten Sleep
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Ghost Sightings From Ten Sleep
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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