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These are some lies we made up about Sheridan.
An alien traveler from deep space may be made out very frequently hanging in the air like a blimp in Sheridan.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has once in a while been noticed before dawn examining Cemetery Draw in detail.
A space invader from another solar system has been distinguished on a handful of occasions in Kendrick Park around midnight clutching a human cranium.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can every so often be perceived throwing boulders into the flow at Big Goose Creek after midnight.
A gigantic lion was observed staring in a motor boat on Holly Ponds.
A space invader came into sight in a clothing store in the Sheridan neighborhood.
An extremely large rabbit was perceived ascending out of a drain hole on a Sheridan road before dawn.
An alien vacationer from deep space emerged snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Sheridan.
An ET from another solar system was
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made out at Garrett Dam on a dark night shuffling orbs about.
An enormous lizard was witnessed playing a melody on a xylophone in a Sheridan mobile home.
The phantom of a guy sporting armed forces attire has often been distinguished pointing at the viewer up on Beaver Creek Hills.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft is
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often witnessed hovering over the Beaver Creek Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from Mars may regularly be seen in a Sheridan school before dawn striding the corridors.
A space alien from deep space can be witnessed often in a mobile home close to Sheridan.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head has occasionally been perceived at the entrance to Rosebud Battlefield State Park carving a nook. Some of the people who live here assert this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Sheridan local.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while made out searching for a photo next to a parked Chevy in a Sheridan parking lot on a dark night.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a person inside has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances guzzling blood from a cup in Bighorn Canyon National Recreation Area right by the park headquarters.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may now and then be witnessed in a Sheridan area auto
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part store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Sheridan
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Ghost Sightings From Sheridan
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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