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These are some lies we made up about Saratoga.
A headless man has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances watching cable in a Saratoga living room around midnight.
An alien traveler from another galaxy can frequently be distinguished at midnight drifting along Aztec Creek.
The ghost of a nurse with a bloody uniform can be distinguished frequently in Chimney Park at the stroke of midnight sipping blood from a bottle.
An ET from deep space has now and then been seen looking across Mullison Park on a dark night.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally noticed surveying the view from the peak of Red Hill in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Saratoga
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Ghost Sightings From Saratoga
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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