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These are some lies we made up about Riverton.
A massive okapi has frequently been distinguished downing gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Riverton.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is often seen walking a Collie late at night on a dark Riverton road.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack hauling a large axe has supposedly been perceived on several instances staring through trailer windows in Riverton on a dark night.
A gigantic walrus can repeatedly be made out examining Johnstown Draw in detail late at night.
A giant orangutan has once in a while been distinguished surveying the landscape from the top of Bighorn Butte before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is from time to time witnessed in Wind River Indian Reservation at the stroke of midnight screaming names.
A Brachiosaurus is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions flying over Enos Basin at night.
A giant chinchilla may occasionally be seen searching through trash
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container on a Riverton residential road.
A frightening skeleton is frequently distinguished floating in the air like a helium balloon in Riverton.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has allegedly been perceived on several occasions looking at a person sleeping on a futon in a residence in Riverton. Whatever people say, it's
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a scary phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A fluorescent human character can often be observed outside Shoshone National Forest piling bricks.
A space alien from another solar system may be perceived very frequently in a clothing store in the Riverton vicinity.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is now and then distinguished trying on a shirt in a Riverton home. Well, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a rain coat can every so often be spotted struggling out from a storm drain on a Riverton avenue before dawn. According to what the people who live here say, this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Riverton.
The martian crew member of a UFO was perceived poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Riverton.
An extremely large zebra came into sight musicalizing on a piano in a Riverton flat.
A gigantic jaguar was distinguished in a Riverton secondary school after midnight
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Ghost Sightings From Riverton
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Ghost Sightings From Riverton
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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