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These are some lies we made up about Mountain View.
The ghost of a street bum has every so often been spotted by Tipperary Bench calling names. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost likes scaring unwise people who are bold enough to disrupt the peace in Mountain View.
An extremely large sheep is every now and then observed late at night gazing over Leavitt Basin.
Alexander the Great has been noticed on numerous occasions downing water from Corral Spring before dawn.
The ghost of an aged sorceress was witnessed in Brewster Draw around midnight looking wrathfully at the witness. The phantom was ingested by the night after being noticed.
A gargantuan dromedary showed up spending time in a vacant building in Mountain View.
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain View
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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