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These are some lies we made up about Moorcroft.
The spirit of a civil war soldier may be witnessed very frequently relaxing on a couch in a flat next to Moorcroft. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Moorcroft resident.
The ghost of a gentleman having satanic symbols etched into his cheek has every so often been spotted gobbling a piece of bread at Oshoto Dam at the stroke of midnight. If you listen to what the locals assert, this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Moorcroft before the present. Nevertheless, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A giant porpoise has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances gazing across Sidner Flats late at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may every so often be perceived on the top of Berger Hill at the stroke of midnight gazing at the view.
A massive coyote was observed clutching a human skull by Deadman Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Moorcroft
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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