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These are some lies we made up about Mills.
An alien from another solar system may be spotted repeatedly in Sixmile Draw late in the night struggling to articulate something.
A Seismosaurus is once in a while seen watching shows in a Mills living room at night.
A huge parrot can once in a while be noticed on a Mills residential road before sunrise.
A lady with worms crawling out of her mouth was noticed in Fort Casper Historical Grounds on a dark night burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody other near.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her heart emerged on a dark night floating by on Casper Creek. When the observer became visible the ghost ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Mills
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Ghost Sightings From Mills
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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