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These are some lies we made up about Meriden.
Napoleon Bonaparte may be perceived very frequently gazing in Rocky Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan weasel has every so often been noticed hauling a corpse from the cold water of Bull Spring Creek before sunrise.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is now and then witnessed beside Donahue Spring at the stroke of midnight shining a flash light.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform is rumored to have been seen on a few instances frightening people at Babbitt Dam before sunrise.
A massive chipmunk may once in a while be made out standing by a secluded highway next to Meriden.
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Ghost Sightings From Meriden
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Ghost Sightings From Meriden
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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