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A sizeable menacing ghost is regularly noticed flying over the Seventy-Seven Hills at midnight. People here who have observed this ghost argue this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Manville long ago.
A space alien from Mars has supposedly been observed on a few instances at midnight looking across Page Flat.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can regularly be made out smoking a pipe in King Draw at midnight.
A giant gopher may be made out frequently up on Lone Tree Hill discussing into the night.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman sporting a confederate uniform has now and then been seen next to Four Hundred Acre Spring around midnight looking for something. A resident alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who are bold enough to disrupt the quiet in Manville. One thing's for sure, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that is rather not disrupted.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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