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These are some lies we made up about Lusk.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has from time to time been perceived climbing up from a storm drain on a Lusk road before sunrise.
A very large leopard is occasionally witnessed playing a harpsichord in a Lusk building.
A gigantic eland is known to have been made out on several occasions mid stream in Bergreen Creek tossing rocks.
An extremely large baboon can occasionally be observed on the apex of Hat Creek Breaks in the early morning hours before sunrise observing the scenery.
A sizeable scary giant has repeatedly been seen on the top of one of the heights in the Hat Creek Breaks in the early morning hours sipping blood from a glass.
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Ghost Sightings From Lusk
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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