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These are some lies we made up about Lovell.
A very large horse is rumored to have been seen on many occasions performing a tune on a fiddle in a Lovell house.
A space alien from another world can often be distinguished in a mirror in a Lovell house; the spirit was only noticeable in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer can be made out very frequently at Dry Creek on a dark night hurling chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A colossal peccary has occasionally been seen searching for a shoe next to a parked pickup in a Lovell parking lot in the early morning hours.
A very large toad is every now and then witnessed attempting to capture something in Black Draw after midnight.
An alien from planet Mercury is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances shining a flash light up on the peak of Little Sheep Mountain.
A colossal koala can sometimes be seen at Horseshoe Dam on a dark night enjoying the surroundings.
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Ghost Sightings From Lovell
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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