Lonetree, Wyoming Lies


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An extremely large steer was perceived looking across Gregory Basin in the early morning hours.

An extremely large mynah bird came into sight floating by on East Fork Beaver Creek late in the night.

The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out at night studying Telephone Hollow in detail. The ghost waved to the onlooker.

The ghost of a guy sporting soldier's attire was distinguished on the highest spot of Bald Range in the early morning hours gazing at the vista. When the phantom was perceived it vanished into the night. One thing's for guaranteed, it certainly is a chilling ghost that is better not disrupted.

A female with a machete sticking out of her head has often been witnessed on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Bald Range at midnight swallowing blood from a bottle.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Lonetree



Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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