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A woman with her left arm and left leg severed may repeatedly be made out contemplating next to a secluded road in the neighborhood of Little America in the early morning hours. A local resident declares that this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Little America in the past.
An army uniform marching about with no body in it has occasionally been distinguished drifting down Spider Creek on a dark night.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is once in a while witnessed in Sevenmile Gulch before sunrise shouting people's names.
A huge guanaco is known to have been spotted on many occasions hanging out in a derelict home in Little America.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter can every now and then be distinguished mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Little America.
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Ghost Sightings From Little America
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Ghost Sightings From Little America
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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