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These are some lies we made up about Lingle.
A giant crow is every so often noticed looking at the view from the highest spot of Doty Hill before dawn.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions gazing over Goshen Hole in the early morning hours.
An martian explorer from outer space can occasionally be noticed chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Box Elder Creek before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy having on an armed forces uniform was noticed at Dawson Dam late at night staring. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other in attendance. No matter what, it's sure a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien from the cosmos was witnessed in Forney Draw after midnight attempting to state something.
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Ghost Sightings From Lingle
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Ghost Sightings From Lingle
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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