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These are some lies we made up about Laramie.
The spirit of a muscular lumberjack grasping a large axe has purportedly been made out on a few instances snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Laramie. Local people who have observed this spirit assert this spirit enjoys scaring unwise people who come seeking spirits in Laramie.
A Brachiosaurus can frequently be distinguished at the stroke of midnight studying Lincoln Gulch in detail.
A gigantic crow can be witnessed over and over again at night hovering over Chimney Park.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is every now and then perceived looking at the water by Lake Owen Dam before dawn.
A massive warthog has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake Owen on a dark night.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador was perceived flickering a lantern in Heidrich Creek. The ghost didn't seem to be agonized by the eye witnesses.
A space invader came into
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sight on the apex of Douglas Point very late at night looking at the view.
A chilling skeleton was distinguished playing a xylophone in a Laramie apartment. The phantom reacted to the bystander.
A man that transformed into a vampire was perceived in a mirror in a Laramie building; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror. When the
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ghost was distinguished it faded away into the night. Residents argue that this phantom could be the soul of a local who died here in Laramie many years ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to run into late at night.
Leonardo da Vinci was spotted in a house in the vicinity of Laramie.
An extremely large alpaca has repeatedly been noticed screaming at the observer to leave in State Forest State Park outside the ranger station.
An alien vacationer from outer space is often spotted seeking a hat by a parked Buick in a Laramie parking lot late at night.
Bigfoot has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances carving a crack late at night on a sidewalk in Laramie.
A space alien from another solar system may repeatedly be made out obliterating a map in Rocky Mountain National Park outside the park headquarters.
A huge roebuck can be perceived frequently wandering through a mobile home in Laramie.
A fluorescent human character is occasionally
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spotted wandering through a mobile home in close proximity to Laramie.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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