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These are some lies we made up about Lander.
A giant parakeet may be made out often going through the closet in the bedroom of a Lander home at the stroke of midnight.
A Centrosaurus has every so often been made out having a seat at the dining table in a Lander apartment.
A massive panther is sometimes distinguished after midnight glancing over Government Meadows.
A space invader has supposedly been spotted on many instances up on Dishpan Butte smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a gas station attendant may every so often be seen reading a tabloid by Alkali Creek. In any case, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An martian vacationer from another world was witnessed in Bull Canyon after midnight trying to locate a woman.
A lady with a half see-through body was witnessed clutching a skull beside Devils Gap Spring in the early morning hours. When the ghost was observed it vanished into the night. No matter what, it's a terrifying phantom that you would not
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want to come across at night.
A huge parrot was noticed staring at folks in a Lander trailer through a peephole.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was observed spitting at passing cars beside a gloomy highway near Lander.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is regularly witnessed drinking gasoline from a fuel pump at
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a gasoline station in Lander.
Little Red Riding Hood can regularly be distinguished trying to seize something in Boysen State Park by the park headquarters.
A gargantuan ram can be perceived repeatedly conversing into the air as if somebody else was nearby.
A space alien from planet Mars has once in a while been made out walking a dog late at night on a murky Lander road.
A space alien from another world is sometimes distinguished staring through apartment windows in Lander around midnight.
A colossal donkey has purportedly been noticed on a few instances watching TV in a Lander living room very late at night.
A space man has repeatedly been distinguished on a Lander lane late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly made out hovering in the air like a blimp in Lander.
An martian voyager from deep space has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances in a grocery store in the Lander neighborhood.
An alien from Pluto can frequently
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be spotted trying on a shirt in a Lander apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Lander
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Ghost Sightings From Lander
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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