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These are some lies we made up about Lance Creek.
An alien is repeatedly made out hauling a dead body from the cold water of Cow Creek before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from another world has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions surveying the panorama from the pinnacle of Funny Rock on a dark night.
A space invader from planet Saturn can repeatedly be made out at Deuel Dam after midnight looking at the view.
An ET from another galaxy may be witnessed repeatedly downing orange juice in Marcus Draw very late at night.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a huge white mustache has once in a while been distinguished trying on a hat in a Lance Creek flat. If you listen to what the residents say, this ghost may be a well-known past native of Lance Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Lance Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Lance Creek
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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