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These are some lies we made up about Lagrange.
The phantom of a gentleman sporting a police force uniform may be distinguished over and over again moving orbs about at Babbitt Dam after midnight.
Vincent van Gogh has every now and then been distinguished in a supermarket in the Lagrange area.
An extremely large otter has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions late at night checking out Fox Creek Gap in detail.
An Allosaurus can every now and then be spotted drifting down Badger Branch on a dark night.
An ET from space has repeatedly been noticed tossing stones up on the apex of Bear Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Lagrange
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Ghost Sightings From Lagrange
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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