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These are some lies we made up about La Barge.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has allegedly been witnessed on several instances at night floating down on Birch Creek.
An Allosaurus can every so often be observed tossing boulders in Bess Canyon around midnight.
A gigantic impala has regularly been spotted stacking chunks of concrete by Names Hill.
A lady lacking a head is often made out guzzling blood from a beaker near Hogsback Spring Number 1 before sunrise.
A space man from Saturn has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions up on the highest spot of Big Mesa consuming a melon.
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Ghost Sightings From La Barge
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Ghost Sightings From La Barge
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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