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These are some lies we made up about Kinnear.
A gigantic gila monster has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions dragging a corpse over the grass in Wind River Indian Reservation very late at night.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy has regularly been spotted by an old man hiking along a trail near Kinnear.
Ludwig van Beethoven is often perceived sitting on a stool in a home in Kinnear.
A space alien from the cosmos has supposedly been spotted on many occasions pacing from flat to flat before dawn on a Kinnear residential street.
A creepy creature can repeatedly be observed on the peak of Argo Butte after midnight watching the vista. Nonetheless, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Kinnear
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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