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These are some lies we made up about Kelly.
An martian traveler from deep space has repeatedly been perceived reading a newspaper in Coal Mine Draw at night.
An ET from outer space is regularly witnessed at Alkali Creek before sunrise heaving stones into the current.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances late at night gazing across Breakneck Flat.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer may be spotted frequently up on East Leidy crying.
The spirit of a woman with a dagger in her back has every now and then been distinguished searching through trash container on a Kelly residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Kelly
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Ghost Sightings From Kelly
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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