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A colossal bison has sometimes been noticed hovering across Optimist Park after midnight.
The ghost of an airplane pilot is every now and then distinguished trashing a shoe down next to City Springs very late at night. Loads of people who live here assert this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the peace in Jelm.
Nicolaus Copernicus is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in a convenience store in the Jelm vicinity.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can every so often be witnessed creeping out from a manhole on a Jelm residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal ground hog has frequently been seen at Chris Klein Dam after midnight gulping soda pop.
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Ghost Sightings From Jelm
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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