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These are some lies we made up about Jackson.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be observed watering plants in the front yard of a mobile home in Jackson.
The ghost of a young air force pilot can be distinguished often sitting in a chair in a house in Jackson. In any event, it's sure a scary ghost that should be shunned.
A woman with a green face has every so often been noticed fluttering over South Park late in the night.
An Icthyosaurus is occasionally distinguished by Elk Exhibition Pasture weeping.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is rumored to have been made out on numerous instances gulping water from Abercrombie Warm Springs late at night.
A guy with a spear in his head may every so often be noticed on the highest spot of Boyles Hill late in the night watching the vista. A resident claims that this ghost could be a well-known old days local of Jackson.
An enormous jackal has frequently been witnessed at night exploring
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Bohnetts Canyon in detail.
A guy's body with the head of a goat is frequently made out before dawn floating along on Butler Creek. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An alien from planet Pluto is known to have been seen on one or two instances shifting orbs about by a streetlamp in Jackson.
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space man from another galaxy can regularly be seen going through the closet in the bedroom of a Jackson flat late in the night.
The Ugly Duckling can be witnessed over and over again in Grand Teton National Park quite near the park headquarters looking bloodcurdling.
The spirit of a man clutching a sword has every now and then been distinguished seated at the dining table in a Jackson home. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Jackson.
An ET is known to have been perceived on several occasions in a wild place in the neighborhood of Jackson.
An alien voyager from outer space can from time to time be noticed walking in the middle of a shady road outside Jackson.
A giant dog was made out hollowing out a crack in Bridger-Teton National Forest quite near the ranger station.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart came into sight posting a parcel at a Jackson post office.
A very large alpaca was distinguished sipping gas
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from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Jackson.
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Ghost Sightings From Jackson
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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