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These are some lies we made up about Hillsdale.
Hansel and Gretel's mom can every now and then be distinguished speaking into the thin air as if somebody else was near.
A body with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes was observed looking through residence windows in Hillsdale at night. The viewer became frightened and fled. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while passing through Hillsdale many years ago.
A colossal lion was seen rummaging around in trash cans on a Hillsdale residential road.
Plato emerged on a Hillsdale street at midnight.
A gigantic dromedary was made out pointing at the viewer quite near the entrance to Hawk Springs State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Hillsdale
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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