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These are some lies we made up about Hawk Springs.
The ghost of a destitute man has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in Fox Creek Gap around midnight going wild. It's been said that this particular spirit enjoys scaring unwise folks who come searching for spirits in Hawk Springs. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
A large chilling beast can regularly be seen at Babbitt Dam at midnight hollowing out an outlet.
A space man from space has once in a while been made out flying across Diamond Flat in the early morning hours.
A gigantic budgerigar has purportedly been spotted on many instances on the apex of Bear Mountain at night examining the panorama.
An ET may once in a while be made out in the center of Badger Branch gobbling a cookie.
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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