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An martian traveler from the cosmos is sometimes spotted up on the top of Chicago Mine Hill terrifying folks.
A minotaur is known to have been perceived on frequent instances fluttering across the Haystack Range very late at night.
An ET from planet Mars can occasionally be distinguished studying 4 J Canyon in detail before dawn.
A massive mandrill has repeatedly been distinguished pointing at the witness in Register Cliff Monument at night.
A giant mongoose is frequently noticed down beside Cold Spring at the stroke of midnight yelling at the observer to disappear.
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Ghost Sightings From Hartville
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Ghost Sightings From Hartville
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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