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These are some lies we made up about Guernsey.
Marco Polo was seen peeping through trailer windows in Guernsey at midnight.
A black bat that shifted shape into a woman has often been perceived by Guernsey Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions watching TV in a Guernsey living room in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may often be witnessed attempting to utter something up on Powell Mountain.
A gargantuan alpaca may be witnessed very frequently checking out Brimmer Point before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Guernsey
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Ghost Sightings From Guernsey
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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