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Ferdinand Magellan was observed peeping through building windows in Green River at night.
A huge hyena was made out going wild in Island Park late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a handy man has often been distinguished watching television in a Green River living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Seismosaurus is often perceived before dawn conducting a conducted tour of Castle Rock to a cluster of ghosts.
A colossal peccary has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions burning a glove in Bitter Creek.
An alien traveler from another solar system can regularly be noticed up on the pinnacle of The Towers looking for an object.
A gargantuan toad has occasionally been observed in Fish Cut in the early morning hours before sunrise dining on a tomato.
A massive prairie dog is occasionally witnessed swallowing water next to First Spring on a dark night.
A very large dormouse is rumored
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to have been seen on numerous occasions on a Green River lane very late at night.
A space man from another world can sometimes be witnessed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Green River.
The Loch Ness Monster has regularly been distinguished gazing at a lady sleeping in an armchair in an apartment in Green River.
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ET is frequently perceived in a clothing store in the Green River neighborhood.
A gigantic ermine may often be witnessed struggling out from a manhole on a Green River avenue at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with a somewhat translucent body may be made out very frequently poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Green River. Residents claim that this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Green River.
The alien crew member of a UFO has every so often been spotted playing a melody on a piano in a Green River flat.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is occasionally noticed in a Green River highschool at midnight wandering the halls.
A huge skunk has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in a mobile home close to Green River.
An ET from planet Pluto can from time to time be perceived seeking a book under a parked Buick in a Green River parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal moose was noticed calling names of people before
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dawn by a mailbox in Green River.
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Ghost Sightings From Green River
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Ghost Sightings From Green River
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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