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These are some lies we made up about Granite Canon.
A space invader from deep space is repeatedly seen on the summit of one of the heights in the Twin Mountains after midnight reading a tabloid.
An alien has purportedly been seen on many occasions up on the apex of Little Bald Mountain looking for a person.
An alien tourist from another world may frequently be distinguished by North Branch Boxelder Creek carrying a human cranium.
A beheaded lady may be observed repeatedly examining Big Hole in detail late at night. It has been asserted that this particular ghost may very well be a renowned yesteryear native of Granite Canon. Regardless of what, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not upset.
The spirit of a teenage girl is occasionally perceived slurping fuel from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Granite Canon. If you talk to the people who live here, this spirit is the undead soul of a long departed Granite Canon local.
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Ghost Sightings From Granite Canon
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Ghost Sightings From Granite Canon
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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