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These are some lies we made up about Glenrock.
A very large elk has once in a while been seen discussing into the thin air as if someone in addition was present.
The ghost of a planter having on a worn straw hat has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions at night giving a lead excursion of Glen Rock to a party of ghosts. One thing's for certain, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that is better not upset.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot can occasionally be witnessed by Ionia Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A gargantuan dugong has often been witnessed screaming in the middle of Batts Creek.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is regularly observed walking a Saint Bernard very late at night on a shadowy Glenrock residential road.
A young girl having on a bloody wedding dress can regularly be noticed on a dark night examining Box Elder Canyon in detail. According to the people who live here, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Glenrock long ago.
A space alien from the cosmos may be noticed often struggling to grab something in Converse County Park late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Glenrock
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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