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These are some lies we made up about Glendo.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady may every now and then be perceived searching for a box at Crandall Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another galaxy was observed tossing chunks of concrete into the current at Boxelder Creek around midnight.
The alien mechanic of a UFO emerged drinking soda pop near Buck Camp Spring before dawn.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system was noticed examining the scenery from the top of Baldy late in the night.
A space man from Jupiter showed up staring across Gyp Flat at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Glendo
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Ghost Sightings From Glendo
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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