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These are some lies we made up about Gillette.
An alien from planet Neptune is known to have been made out on a few occasions in a trailer close to Gillette.
A colossal rabbit may often be made out in a Gillette area supermarket, striding the aisles.
A space man from deep space may be distinguished very frequently staring crossly at the bystander before dawn on a lawn in Gillette.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has every now and then been distinguished taking a rest at the dining table in a Gillette building going wild.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in Dalbey Memorial Park at the stroke of midnight burrowing a crack.
A giant marten may every so often be observed staring at the water by Gillete Fishing Lake Dam at night.
A space invader from Jupiter was distinguished down beside the waterfront at Burlington Lake guzzling blood from a mug.
A space invader from another galaxy came into view tossing
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rocks into the flowing water at Antelope Butte Creek before dawn.
A gargantuan mare was made out up on the pinnacle of Antelope Butte slurping milk.
A space invader became visible smoking a pipe in The Gap before sunrise.
The creepy ghost of a Hun was seen strolling through a house in Gillette. The ghost mumbled about revenging
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a murder.
A massive giraffe was perceived near Devils Tower National Monument reading a magazine.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has regularly been seen being carried by a camel in the middle of a highway close to Gillette.
A shining human form is regularly observed staggering through a home near Gillette.
An extremely large gila monster is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions at a public phone in Gillette talking on the telephone.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman wearing a winter coat can often be noticed staggering through a Gillette area churchyard.
An martian traveler from another galaxy can be perceived repeatedly reasoning along a deserted road right next door to Gillette around midnight.
A space invader from Pluto has now and then been perceived standing by a desolate road next to Gillette.
A headless gentleman is sometimes noticed being carried by a motorcycle on a murky road near Gillette.
A colossal tiger has supposedly been observed on a few occasions in a flat in Gillette.
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Ghost Sightings From Gillette
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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