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These are some lies we made up about Garrett.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun may be made out often by Newell Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is sometimes witnessed swallowing blood from a mug by the waterfront at Bar M Number 3 Reservoir.
A huge porpoise is known to have been seen on a small number of instances trying to locate a box in Bridge Draw at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy may from time to time be made out drinking orange juice up on Bar M Mountain.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his head missing has frequently been perceived late at night drifting down Antelope Creek. In any case, this is an antagonistic spirit that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Garrett
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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