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These are some lies we made up about Frontier.
An alien voyager from another solar system was seen trimming bushes in the front yard of a residence in Frontier.
An extremely large argali appeared by an old woman hiking along a trail next to Frontier.
A big chilling monster was observed taking a rest on a sofa in a flat in Frontier.
A space man from the Moon was distinguished struggling to grab something in Fossil Butte National Monument quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a man with words etched into his hand has often been distinguished flashing a kerosene lamp up on Quealy Peak.
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Ghost Sightings From Frontier
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Ghost Sightings From Frontier
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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