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These are some lies we made up about Freedom.
A space man is from time to time made out before dawn studying Hawthorn Hollow in detail.
A giant ape has purportedly been observed on many occasions laundering a blood-covered bed sheet in Cedar Spring very late at night.
An armed forces outfit marching about devoid of a body in it may every now and then be perceived staring at the vista from the highest spot of Haderlie Knoll at midnight.
The ghost of an awfully charred woman was made out reading a pamphlet by The Slough. The bystander got scared and ran away.
A medusa came into sight in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Ford on a shady road right next door to Freedom.
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Ghost Sightings From Freedom
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Ghost Sightings From Freedom
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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